Professor Explain Marketing to Students, Pretty True

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A Professor explained about Marketing to MBA students.

  1. You see a gorgeous girl in a party, you go to her and say, “I am rich, marry me,” – That’s Direct Marketing.
  2. You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl and pointing at you telling her, “He is very rich, marry him.” – That’s Advertising.
  3. Girl walks to you and says “You are rich, can you marry me? – That’s Brand Recognition.
  4. You say “I’m very rich, marry me” and she slaps you. – That’s Customer Feedback.
  5. You say “I’m very rich, marry me” and she introduces you to her husband. – That’s Demand and Supply Gap.
  6. Before you say “I’m rich, marry me”, your wife arrives. – That’s Restriction from Entering New Market.
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