A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish each.”
“Me first, me first.” Says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” And puff. She is gone.
“Me next, me next.” Says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, and endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” And puff, he is gone.
“Ok, you are up next,” the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let you boss have the first say.